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text; un: buggytheclown

[theflashyfool]

I don't suppose you've seen Red Hair around, have you?

[NOT THAT HE'S WORRIED.]

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No?! Aren't you two always together or something? You don't think he...I mean no, he better not have, or I'll kick his ass. [ Turned into a statue, that is. ]

[theflashyfool]

WHAT?? Why do you think we're always together??

[Why do you slander him like this, Nami?!!!]

He-- what?

[Buggy just assumed Shanks was avoiding him or lying drunk somewhere!!]

[cartographie]

Seriously? My suite has a big kitchen for Sanji and an onsen for Zoro, and it's not because they're here once a month.

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE NOT. One time that guy Rinne wandered in the maintenance hallways and got a lapdance for a month without realizing, maybe it's just that.

[theflashyfool]

So?? We're old crew, and he's a sentimental fool! That doesn't mean we're together all the time!

[UGH.]

... how do you not realize you've had a lapdance for a month?! And if that's the case, how are we ever going to find him?

[cartographie]

This place messes with time! It probably won't seem like a month to him at all.

Do you want to go look for him together or something?

[theflashyfool]

Ugh...! No, let the idiot waste away during his lapdance for all I care! Serves him right!

Let's do something else!

[cartographie]

We'll get a flask and go look.

[theflashyfool]

Fine, if you insist...

[cartographie]

Better than watching you get drunk and scowl for however long it takes him to get back.

[theflashyfool]

Why would I care to do that?! He's a stupid, unflashy idiot. You've got the wrong impression about us!

[cartographie]

Yeah I help the people who annoy me decorate their suite too.

Please. I don't want him to be gone either.

[theflashyfool]

Hmph.

Let's just go look and get it over with!