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Obviously the pretty stuff. [ She scoffs, her tone flat and matter of fact, as though this were the most obvious thing in the world. ]

It'll hide your terrible knots better. [ Sorry land dweller, facts are facts. ] But if I'm going to let you treat me like your slut, I better be a very well taken care of slut.

[ Another pause, another fiery swallow of rum. ]

Hypothetically.